Hi, didnt hc any of the kids cause idgaf
LESBIANS
Serval - gay as hell with cocolia and being a rockstar? Cmon
Sushang - Due to me playing Hi3 this was kinda automatic for me whoops
Bronya/Silverwolf - Seele
Seele - Bronya
Yukong - watch companion quest, they were literally coparenting
Jingliu - Baiheng and her 🚨
Acheron -
Stelle - idk her sleepy eyes give me lesbian
GAY
Danheng/Danfeng - I fell for the renheng/yingfeng propaganda but also his eng va 🚨
Luocha - again, Hi3 player and otto zesty as hell sorry i know i know kallen but still
Aventurine -
BI (FEM PREF)
M7 - vibes I think it fits her
Qingque - vibes
Luka - vibes
Lynx - vibes
BS - I really pondered between lesbian or bisexual because that acherswan video?🚨 but I also think she doesn't gaf at the end of the day so ultimately bisexual
Gallagher - he gives me dad vibes but also bara but more dad yknow?
Robin - debated between femme lesbian and bisexual but i think she'd be okay with dating men, just vvv selective given her idol status
BI (NO PREF)
Caelus - vibes and no dont ask why stelle and caelus are different
Himeko - canonically bisexual
Jingyuan - i feel like he wouldn't gaf
Kafka - she too hot to only be into a single gender like that charisma? Sheesh
Blade - debated on putting him into gay or bi male pref but i think he's too tired to gaf
Topaz - bob gives straight bur her and jade? 🚨
Sparkle - i really dont think she'd gaf
Boothill - Same for him, why would he care
Firefly - canonically she has shown interest for both stelle and caelus
Jade - again, too hot to care
BI (MALE PREF)
Asta - hair gives straight but vibes say gay but like... subtly. Bi girl with straight boyfriend
Pela - Male pref comes from fact she canonically likes yaoi so she likes two hot dudes together but also she ships seele and bronya so she 🚨 at the end of the day
Sampo - have you seen him
Tingyun - vibes
Fu Xuan - vibes
Guinaifen - vibes
STRAIGHT
Arlan - hes lowkey #the straight boyfriend
Natasha - im sorry she gives mom in the straightest way possible
Gepard - vibes like i literally cannot see this man as anything other than pole straight BUT THINK ABOUT IT... serval and gepard bonding over the girls they like yesss
ARO/ACE
Herta - vibes she too smart for allat
Welt - vibes, but lowkey could also be straight due to Tesla and him coparenting
Hanya/Xueyi - too traumatized but i think hanya has a thing for MC? Still
Argenti - canonically cannot have sex
Ruan Mei - too smart, dgaf
Dr. Ratio - this man has enormous stick up his ass i think he'd sooner die than try to date someone
THIS IS MY OPINION!
in any case, the only characters I'm dead set on is Acheron/Seele/Bronyax2/Asta/Sampo/Herta/Boothill and Sparkle. Idgaf otherwise
for UNRELEASED characters
Sunday - aro/ace but also lowkey straight
Jiaoqiu - bi male pref
